VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—All semblance of harmony lost in the maelstrom of books, electronics, and random keepsakes that lay before him, local man Ron Beck reportedly became grimly aware of what chaos he had wrought 20 minutes into organizing his bedroom shelves Wednesday.
Reynolds and Gordan both maintain that membership will pick up as the election season continues on.
NEW YORK—Offering one-click companionship for singles who have exhausted all other options, new last-ditch dating website Last Shot.com, which launched earlier this week, pairs users with a partner based solely on whether they have open sores anywher...
"Taylor and James were first spotted canoodling at a pre-trial hearing," reports Perez Hilton as reporting, alongside a Photoshop image of Swift sitting on the witness stand with the notoriously disturbed young man.
Many were surprised to find out so many gorgeous (and possibly single) ladies had such bold political beliefs.
WASHINGTON—In a comprehensive analysis of the nation’s media consumption habits, a report published Friday by the Pew Research Center found that most Americans now receive their news while holding their hands over their eyes and peeking out between their fingers.
OCEAN CITY, NJ—Noting the total absence of adults with any apparent role in local commerce, visitors to Ocean City, New Jersey, told reporters Friday that the economy of the vacation town seemed run entirely by overwhelmed high schoolers.
PHOENIX—Providing a brief summary of who he is and what he considers most important for a successful relationship, area man Todd Waterson’s Ok Cupid profile flatly states he is looking for someone he can control, sources confirmed this week.
RIDGEWOOD, NJ—Corroborating evidence gleaned from several purported sightings of the couple, lunchroom sources reported Tuesday that the boyfriend of high school junior Annie Sabatino is like 23 or something.
It’s safe to say that thousands of Twitter and Instagram users simultaneously proclaimed, “Where can I find one!?
” Well, Josh Reynolds and Frank Gordan may have the answer to your prayers.
LAYTON, UT—Certain it was all that was holding her back from finding the man of her dreams, area mom Janet Kessler told reporters Thursday that she was convinced her 30-year-old daughter Meredith would be married by now if she just brushed her hair more.